SCP-173 Vs SCP-001: Who Would Win?

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SCP-173 vs SCP-001: Who Would Win?

Alright, guys, let's dive into a seriously fascinating thought experiment: SCP-173 versus SCP-001. We're pitting two of the SCP Foundation's most iconic and powerful entities against each other in a hypothetical showdown. Now, this isn't about who's objectively stronger (because, let's be real, comparing apples and oranges is easier), but more about exploring their capabilities and thinking about how a confrontation might play out. Buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride!

Understanding SCP-173: The Concrete Killer

First off, let's break down what makes SCP-173 so darn terrifying. SCP-173, often referred to as "The Sculpture" or "Peanut" (thanks, internet!), is a Euclid-class object. This means it requires special containment procedures but isn't quite as unpredictable as a Keter-class object. Here's the lowdown:

  • Appearance: SCP-173 is a statue composed of concrete and rebar, with traces of Krylon-brand spray paint. It’s not exactly a masterpiece, but its simple, almost crude design is part of what makes it so unsettling. Imagine stumbling upon this thing in a dark, abandoned room – shivers.
  • The Deadly Gaze: This is where things get really interesting. SCP-173 is immobile when directly observed. That's right, as long as someone is looking at it, it's essentially frozen in place. However, the INSTANT direct eye contact is broken, even for a blink, it moves with incredible speed to snap the neck of whatever is nearby or whatever caused the blink in the first place.
  • Speed and Precision: We're not talking about a slow, lumbering monster here. SCP-173 can move faster than the eye can track in short bursts. This, combined with its preference for snapping necks at the base of the skull, makes it an incredibly efficient and lethal killer. Think of it as a highly-focused, neck-snapping ninja statue.
  • Containment: The containment procedures for SCP-173 are relatively straightforward, but absolutely critical. It's kept in a locked container, and no one enters unless at least three people are present. Two people need to maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 at all times while the third performs whatever task is necessary. Scheduled cleaning is also a must to remove any bodily waste products it secretes (yeah, it's gross).

In essence, SCP-173 is a creature of simple but horrifying rules. Look at it, it can't move. Don't look at it, you're probably dead. This binary nature is what makes it such a popular and enduring SCP. It's a pure, distilled nightmare fuel. The real scare of SCP-173 comes from its speed, strength, and ability to bypass human reaction time when not being observed. This makes it almost unstoppable in close quarters, as even a momentary lapse in attention can be fatal.

Decoding SCP-001: The Many Faces of God (or Something Like It)

Now, let's turn our attention to the enigma that is SCP-001. Unlike SCP-173, there isn't just ONE SCP-001. Instead, SCP-001 is a designation given to multiple proposed candidates for the very first SCP object discovered by the Foundation. Each proposal is wildly different, showcasing the breadth and depth of the SCP universe. Here are a few of the most well-known SCP-001 proposals that we can discuss in terms of their potential match-up against SCP-173:

  • The Gate Guardian: Proposed by Dr. Clef, this SCP-001 is a massive, winged humanoid figure wielding a flaming sword. It stands guard over a gateway, preventing anyone from entering. This is a very powerful entity that would probably obliterate SCP-173.
  • The Factory: Proposed by Jonathan Ball, this SCP-001 is a sprawling, seemingly endless factory that churns out anomalous objects and entities. It represents the origin point for many of the SCPs the Foundation deals with. Its capability is more of a manufacturing facility, it is unlikely to beat SCP-173 in a combat scenario.
  • Sheaf of Papers: Proposed by Dr. Gears, this SCP-001 is a collection of documents that seem to retroactively alter reality based on what's written on them. It's a powerful reality-bending anomaly. The documents themself are unlikely to beat SCP-173 in a combat scenario.
  • When Day Breaks: Proposed by S.D. Locke, this SCP-001 is a scenario where the sun's radiation causes humans to melt and merge into grotesque, sun-worshipping creatures. This is an environmental scenario, it is unlikely to beat SCP-173 in a combat scenario.
  • The Scarlet King: Proposed by Dr. Robert Scranton, this SCP-001 is an incredibly powerful, malevolent entity of immense power, often associated with chaos and destruction. This entity is so powerful, it would likely obliterate SCP-173.

As you can see, SCP-001 isn't a single entity, but a collection of incredibly diverse and often contradictory proposals. This makes directly comparing it to SCP-173 a bit tricky.

The Hypothetical Showdown: How Would It Play Out?

Okay, let's get to the fun part: imagining how a fight between SCP-173 and various SCP-001 proposals might go down. To make this fair (or as fair as possible), we need to consider a few key factors:

  • Environment: Where is this fight taking place? A small, enclosed room favors SCP-173, while a vast, open space might give some SCP-001 proposals an advantage.
  • Initial Conditions: Are both entities aware of each other? Are they starting close together or far apart?
  • SCP-001 Proposal: Which SCP-001 are we using? As we've seen, they vary wildly in terms of abilities and power levels.

Let's break down a few scenarios:

Scenario 1: SCP-173 vs. The Gate Guardian

This is almost a no-contest scenario. The Gate Guardian is a massively powerful entity with a flaming sword. It could likely incinerate SCP-173 from a distance, rendering its neck-snapping abilities useless. Even if SCP-173 somehow got close, the Gate Guardian's sheer power would likely crush or vaporize it. Winner: The Gate Guardian.

Scenario 2: SCP-173 vs. The Factory

This is a more interesting scenario. The Factory itself isn't a combatant, but it could potentially create defenses or other SCPs to combat SCP-173. However, if SCP-173 were to infiltrate the Factory, its ability to move when unobserved could allow it to wreak havoc and potentially disrupt the Factory's operations. It really comes down to whether The Factory can produce something that can contain or destroy SCP-173 before it causes too much damage. Likely Winner: The Factory (if it can react quickly enough).

Scenario 3: SCP-173 vs. Sheaf of Papers

This is a tricky one. If the documents could rewrite reality in a way that negates SCP-173's abilities (e.g., making it permanently immobile or erasing it from existence), then the Sheaf of Papers would win. However, if SCP-173 could destroy the papers before they could be used effectively, it would win. It really depends on who can act faster and more decisively. Unclear Winner: Highly Dependent on the specific rewritten conditions.

Scenario 4: SCP-173 vs. When Day Breaks

In this scenario, SCP-173 is unlikely to be affected by the sun's radiation because it is an inanimate object. However, it would be free to roam around without being observed as all humans are either melted or are worshipping the sun, rendering them unable to observe SCP-173. Winner: SCP-173

Scenario 5: SCP-173 vs. The Scarlet King

This is another overwhelming victory for SCP-001. The Scarlet King is an entity of immense, reality-warping power. It could likely erase SCP-173 from existence with a thought. There's simply no way SCP-173 could pose a threat. Winner: The Scarlet King.

Conclusion: It Depends, But Mostly on SCP-001

So, who would win in a fight between SCP-173 and SCP-001? The answer, as you might have guessed, is it depends. SCP-173 is a formidable and deadly anomaly, but it's ultimately limited by its physical form and its reliance on the